Family Guy (1999)
Season 20: Episode 1
LASIK Instinct
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Air Date:
2025-12-06
Release Date
1999
End Date
2025
Episode Description
With her vision waning, Lois elects to get LASIK surgery, but exploits her new disability for monetary gain. Meanwhile, Peter, Chris and Stewie must partake in all the activities with Doug that his father neglects.
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