Season 13: Episode 17

Season 14: Episode 1

Family Guy (1999)

Season 13: Episode 18

Take My Wife

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Air Date:

2025-12-06

Genre

Animation Comedy

Release Date

1999

End Date

2025

Episode Description

Lois books a fun couple’s vacation in the Bahamas. But, much to Peter’s surprise, it turns out to be a marriage counseling program instead. Meanwhile, Carter watches the kids at home and becomes frustrated that they’re too into their electronics to play games the old-fashioned way. So he tries to fix it himself.

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Cast

Seth MacFarlane

Patrick Warburton

The Life of Larry

Death Has a Shadow

I Never Met the Dead Man

Chitty Chitty Death Bang

Mind Over Murder

A Hero Sits Next Door

The Son Also Draws

Brian: Portrait of a Dog

Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater

Love Thy Trophy

Death Is a Bitch

The King Is Dead

I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar

If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin'

A Picture Is Worth a 1,000 Bucks

Fifteen Minutes of Shame

Road to Rhode Island

Let's Go to the Hop

There's Something About Paulie

He's Too Sexy for His Fat

E. Peterbus Unum

The Story on Page One

The Thin White Line (1)

Brian Does Hollywood (2)

Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington

One if by Clam, Two if by Sea

And the Wiener Is...

The Kiss Seen Around the World

Mr. Saturday Knight

Fish out of Water

Emission Impossible

To Love and Die in Dixie

Screwed the Pooch

Peter Griffin: Husband, Father... Brother?

Ready, Willing, and Disabled

A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas

Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows

From Method to Madness

Stuck Together, Torn Apart

Family Guy Viewer Mail #1

When You Wish Upon a Weinstein

North by North Quahog

Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High

Don't Make Me Over

The Cleveland–Loretta Quagmire

Brian the Bachelor

8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter

Breaking Out Is Hard to Do

Model Misbehavior

Peter's Got Woods

Perfect Castaway

Brian Goes Back to College

The Courtship of Stewie's Father

The Fat Guy Strangler

The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fonz

Brian Sings and Swings

I Take Thee Quagmire

Sibling Rivalry

You May Now Kiss the... Uh... Guy Who Receives

The Griffin Family History

Stewie Loves Lois

Hell Comes to Quahog

Saving Private Brian

Whistle While Your Wife Works

Prick Up Your Ears

Peter's Two Dads

The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou

Bill & Peter's Bogus Journey

No Meals on Wheels

No Chris Left Behind

It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One

Meet the Quagmires

Movin' Out (Brian's Song)

Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air

Stewie Kills Lois (1)

Lois Kills Stewie (2)

Padre de Familia

Peter's Daughter

Back to the Woods

Play It Again, Brian

The Former Life of Brian

Long John Peter

Love Blactually

I Dream of Jesus

Road to Germany

Baby Not On Board

The Man with Two Brians

Tales of a Third Grade Nothing

Ocean's Three and a Half

The Juice Is Loose

Not All Dogs Go to Heaven

We Love You, Conrad

Peter's Progress

Road to the Multiverse

Spies Reminiscent of Us

Brian's Got a Brand New Bag

Quagmire's Baby

Jerome Is the New Black

Big Man on Hippocampus

Dial Meg for Murder

Extra Large Medium

Go, Stewie, Go!

Brian Griffin's House of Payne

April in Quahog

The Splendid Source

Something, Something, Something, Dark Side

And Then There Were Fewer

Excellence in Broadcasting

Welcome Back Carter

Halloween on Spooner Street

Baby, You Knock Me Out

Brian Writes a Bestseller

Road to the North Pole

And I'm Joyce Kinney

Friends of Peter G.

The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair

Brothers & Sisters

The Big Bang Theory

Foreign Affairs

Seahorse Seashell Party (II)

Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q

Stewie Goes for a Drive

Back to the Pilot

Cool Hand Peter

Meg and Quagmire

Livin' on a Prayer

Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream

Be Careful What You Fish For

Burning Down the Bayit

You Can't Do That on Television, Peter

Mr. & Mrs. Stewie

Internal Affairs

The Old Man and the Big 'C'

Lois Comes Out of Her Shell

Friends Without Benefits

Jesus, Mary and Joseph!

The Giggity Wife

Valentine's Day in Quahog

12 and a Half Angry Men

No Country Club for Old Men

Finders Keepers

Vestigial Peter

Quagmire's Quagmire

A Fistful of Meg

Boopa-Dee Bappa-Dee

Into Harmony's Way

Brian's a Bad Father

Secondhand Spoke

Herpe, the Love Sore

The Most Interesting Man in the World

The Simpsons Guy

The Book of Joe

Brian the Closer

The 2,000-Year-Old Virgin

Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure

Our Idiot Brian

This Little Piggy

Encyclopedia Griffin

Stewie Is Enceinte

Dr. C and the Women

Pilling Them Softly

Papa Has a Rollin' Son

Peternormal Activity

Peter, Chris & Brian

Hot Pocket-Dial

Brokeback Swanson

A Shot in the Dark

Candy, Quahog Marshmallow

The Peanut Butter Kid

Scammed Yankees

A Lot Going On Upstairs

The Heartbreak Dog

The New Adventures of Old Tom

Run, Chris, Run

The Boys in the Band

Bookie of the Year

American Gigg-olo

Inside Family Guy

Chris Has Got a Date, Date, Date, Date, Date

High School English

Carter and Tricia

How the Griffin Stole Christmas

Passenger Fatty-Seven

Peter's Def Jam

The Finer Strings

The Dating Game

Cop and a Half-Wit

Saturated Fat Guy

Peter's Lost Youth

The Peter Principal

Dearly Deported

A House Full of Peters

Emmy-Winning Episode

Foxx in the Men House

Follow the Money

Three Directors

The D in Apartment 23

Crimes and Meg's Demeanor

Don't Be a Dickens at Christmas

Boy (Dog) Meets Girl (Dog)

Send in Stewie, Please

V Is for Mystery

The Woof of Wall Street

'Family Guy' Through The Years

Switch the Flip

The Unkindest Cut

Are You There God? It's Me, Peter

Married... with Cancer (1)

Dead Dog Walking (2)

Big Trouble in Little Quahog

Regarding Carter

The Griffin Winter Games

Hefty Shades of Gray

Family Guy Lite

No Giggity, No Doubt

You Can't Handle the Booth

Island Adventure

Girl, Internetted

Absolutely Babulous

Disney's The Reboot

Peter & Lois' Wedding

Christmas Is Coming

Connie's Celica

Rich Old Stewie

Movin' In (Principal Shepherd's Song)

Stewie's First Word

The Talented Mr. Stewie

Boys & Squirrels

La Famiglia Guy

Boy's Best Friend

And Then There's Fraud

The Marrying Kind

Customer of the Week

Who's Brian Now?

Young Parent Trap

Meg Goes to College

Tales of Former Sports Glory

Brief Encounter

Cootie & The Blowhard

Peterschmidt Manor

The Birthday Bootlegger

The Fatman Always Rings Twice

Christmas Crime

The Lois Quagmire

Hard Boiled Meg

Prescription Heroine

All About Alana

Girlfriend, Eh?

The Jersey Bore

Bend or Blockbuster

A Wife-Changing Experience

The Munchurian Candidate

Happy Holo-ween

Carny Knowledge

Single White Dad

White Meg Can't Jump

A Bottle Episode

Vat Man & Rob 'Em

From Russia With Love

Adult Education

Fertilized Megg

Supermarket Pete

A Stache from the Past

Baby, It's Cold Inside

Snap(ple) Decision

The Return of the King (of Queens)

Teacher's Heavy Pet

Take This Job and Love It

Live, Laugh, Love

Drunk with Power

The Chicken or the Meg

Dog Is My Co-Pilot

Pitch Imperfect

Hard Times at Adam West High

A Real Who's Hulu

One Foot in Front of the Mother

The Edible Arrangement

Pumpkin Spice Girls

Man-Fest Destiny

Bringing Up Brady

Scent of a Woman

A Few More Ways to Die in the West

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