Season 5: Episode 8

Season 5: Episode 10

Mom (2013)

Season 5: Episode 9

Teenage Vampires and a White Russian

TMDb

Air Date:

2025-12-06

Genre

Comedy Drama

Release Date

2013

End Date

2021

Episode Description

Bonnie is upset when her brother, Ray is arrested and calls Adam instead of her to bail him out. Also, Christy gets fired from her job at the restaurant.

2,277Weekly views

2,277Monthly views

31Total views

1

0

Cast

Kristen Johnston

A Pee Stick and an Asian Raccoon

A Small Nervous Meltdown and a Misplaced Fork

Loathing and Tube Socks

Six Thousand Bootleg T-Shirts and a Prada Handbag

Abstinence and Pudding

Estrogen and a Hearty Breakfast

Big Sur and Strawberry Lube

Zombies and Cobb Salad

Belgian Waffles and Bathroom Privileges

Cotton Candy and Blended Fish

Corned Beef and Handcuffs

Hot Soup and Shingles

Leather Cribs and Medieval Rack

Nietzsche and a Beer Run

Jail Jail and Japanese Porn

Sonograms and Tube Tops

Toilet Wine and the Earl of Sandwich

Clumsy Monkeys and a Tilted Uterus

Broken Dreams and Blocked Arteries

Smokey Taylor and a Deathbed Confession

Hepatitis and Lemon Zest

Figgy Pudding and the Rapture

Chicken Nuggets and a Triple Homicide

Forged Resumes and the Recommended Dosage

Kimchi and a Monkey Playing Harmonica

Crazy Eyes and a Wet Brad Pitt

Soapy Eyes and a Clean Slate

Free Therapy and a Dead Lady's Yard Sale

Godzilla and a Sprig of Mint

Nudes and a Six-Day Cleanse

Three Smiles and an Unpainted Ceiling

Kitty Litter and a Class A Felony

Benito Poppins and a Warm Pumpkin

Turkey Meatballs and a Getaway Car

Dropped Soap and a Big Guy on a Throne

Mashed Potatoes and a Little Nitrous

Patient Zero and the Chocolate Fountain

Fun Girl Stuff and Eternal Salvation

Terrorists and Gingerbread

Thigh Gap and a Rack of Lamb

Mozzarella Sticks and a Gay Piano Bar

Sawdust and Brisket

A Pirate, Three Frogs and a Prince

Horny-Goggles and a Catered Intervention

Kreplach and a Tiny Tush

Snickerdoodle and a Nip Slip

My Little Pony and a Demerol Drip

Quaaludes and Crackerjack

Cinderella and a Drunk MacGyver

Diabetic Lesbians and a Blushing Bride

Sticky Hands and a Walk on the Wild Side

Death, Death, Death and a Bucket of Chicken

Nazi Zombies and a Two-Hundred Pound Baby

Cornflakes and the Hair of Three Men

Caperberries and a Glass Eye

Beast Mode and Old People Kissing

A Catheter and a Dipsy-Doodle

Pure Evil and a Free Piece of Cheesecake

Mahjong Sally and the Ecstasy

Atticus Finch and the Downtrodden

High-tops And Brown Jacket

Sword Fights and a Dominican Shortstop

Sparkling Water and Ba-Dinkers

Curious George and the Big Red Nightmare

Blow and a Free Mcmuffin

Xanax and a Baby Duck

Cornbread and a Cashmere Onesie

Freckled Bananas and a Little Schwinn

Bad Hand and British Royalty

A Safe Word and a Rib Eye

Good Karma and the Big Weird

Wind Chimes and a Bottomless Pit of Sadness

A Bouncy Castle and an Aneurysm

Roast Chicken and a Funny Story

Night Swimmin' and an English Muffin

Martinis and a Sponge Bath

Black Mold and an Old Hot Dog

Tush Push and Some Radishes

Tantric Sex and the Sprouted Flute

A Cricket and a Hedge Made of Gold

A Few Thongs and a Hawaii Funeral

Lockjaw and a Liquid Diet

Twinkle Lights and Grandma Shoes

Fish Town and Too Many Thank You's

A Seafaring Ancestor and a Bloomin' Onion

Fancy Crackers and Giant Women

Poodle Fuzz and a Twinge of Jealousy

Smooth Jazz and a Weird Floaty Eye

Too Many Hippies and Huevos Rancheros

An Epi-pen and a Security Cat

Teenage Vampires and a White Russian

A Bear and a Bladder Infection

Bert and Ernie and a Blessing of the People

Push-Down Coffee and a Working Turn Signal

Pudding and a Screen Door

Charlotte Brontë and a Backhoe

Esta Loca and a Little Klingon

Eight Cats and the Hat Show

Crazy Snakes and a Clog to the Head

Spaghetti Sauce and a Dumpster Fire

A Taco Bowl and a Tubby Seamstress

Ocular Fluid and Fighting Robots

Phone Confetti and a Wee Dingle

Diamond Earrings and a Pumpkin Head

Pre-Washed Lettuce and a Mime

Go-Go Boots and a Butt Cushion

Ambulance Chasers and a Babbling Brook

Big Sauce and Coconut Water

Flying Monkeys and a Tank of Nitrous

Cottage Cheese and a Weird Buzz

Puzzle Club and a Closet Party

Jell-O Shots and the Truth About Santa

Pork Loin and a Beat-up Monte Carlo

Flamingos and a Dance-Based Exercise Class

Foot Powder and the Barrelworks Pirates

Hacky Sack and a Beautiful Experience

Big Floor Pillows and a Ball of Fire

Kalamazoo and a Bad Wedge of Brie

Sparkling Banter and a Failing Steel Town

Skippy and the Knowledge Hole

A Dark Closet and Therapy with Horses

Soup Town and a Little Blonde Mongoose

Lumbar Support and Old Pork

Triple Dip and an Overhand Grip

Fingers Guns and a Beef Bourguignon

Crazy Hair and a Teeny Tiny Part of Canada

Audrey Hepburn and a Jalapeño Pepper

Pop Pop and a Puma

Goat Yogurt and Ample Parking

Twirly Flippy Men and a Dirty Bird

Fake Bacon and a Plan to Kill All of Us

Wile E. Coyote and a Pretentious Douche

Pork Butt and a Mall Walker

Hot Butter and Toxic Narcissism

Tuna Florentine and a Clean Handoff

Higgledy-Piggledy and a Cat Show

One Tiny Incision and a Coffin Dress

Silly Frills and a Depressed Garden Gnome

Dammit Sandra and Viking Ancestors

Cheddar Cheese and a Squirrel Circus

Somebody's Grandmother and the A-List

Judy Garland and a Sexy Troll Doll

Beef Baloney Dan and a Sarcastic No

A Judgy Face and Your Grandma's Drawers

Texas Pete and a Parking Lot Carnival

Big Sad Eyes and a Antique Hot Dog

Sex Bucket and the Grammar Police

Smitten Kitten and a Tiny Boo-Boo Error

Tang and a Safe Space for Everybody

Astronauts and Fat Trimmings

Sober Wizard and a Woodshop Workshop

Woo-Woo Lights and an Onside Kick

S’Mores and a Sadness Cocoon

Bloody Stumps and a Chemical Smell

Whip-Its and Emotionally Attuned Babies

Illegal Eels and the Cantaloupe Man

Strutting Peacock and Father O'Leary

Tiny Dancer and an Impromptu Picnic

Klondike-Five and a Secret Family

Endorphins and a Toasty Tushy

Vinyl Flooring and a Cartoon Bear

Scooby-Doo Checks and Salisbury Steak

A Community Hero and a Wide Turn

My Kinda People and the Big To-Do

Comments

The comment field is only for members. Login, Register