Season 29: Episode 1

Season 29: Episode 3

Made in Chelsea (2011)

Season 29: Episode 2

Maldives (2)

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Air Date:

2025-12-06

Genre

Reality Drama

Release Date

2011

End Date

2025

Episode Description

Jazz comes to a realisation after some soul-searching in the sun. Back in Chelsea, Sophie celebrates her birthday, and Tristan and Miles advise Angus to move on.

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We’re So Back

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